Our sister site, Crunchgear.com, has just posted an interesting little article about a new gizmo for your interesting little article. I must admit, I have never heard of Trojan Vibrating Rings (maybe because you can’t buy them in my state… darn Republicans), and maybe you haven’t either.

Follow this LINK for pictures, instructions and guidance on this “safe, consumer-friendly way to introduce extra pleasure into your leisure-time activities in ways only achievable through battery-operated devices.”

P.S. I put a “Marriage” and “Dating” classification on this post. My guess is it will be much more useful for you dating types. Bastards!

Are you filthy stinking rich, but can’t score a date? Forbes has your hookup. Known more for financial advice than dating advice, Forbes jumps right into match making with a few helpful hints.

1. Get rich. Yeah, we all pretty much knew that one already. But, as I stated above, you’re already rich. Proceed to step two.

2. Get a badass whip. And here’s where it gets interesting.

They’re usually expensive and therefore exclusive; sporty, never boring. A babe magnet can be a car or even a truck. It can have a thundering V-12 engine or a motor that merely hums. A babe magnet’s effectiveness depends on different tastes, even different locations.

Maybe so, but I’m calling bullcrap on a couple of these choices. Aston Martin, ok, yeah. I mean, Bond drives an Aston. Bentley, like the Continental you see above — sure. It says you’ve got money and style. But a FREAKING TOYOTA PRIUS? Look, man, if you want granola, buy some Quaker, but for the love of God, c’mon.

Check out the list HERE, then place a call to the local auto dealer of your choice. Then, sit back and let the babes love you for your cash AND your car.

Nothing like true love.

Scarier than finding out you were a completely predictable stereotype, would be to find out you were one of the five completely predictable stereotypes “women are looking to date”, but shouldn’t.

The five clichés, lifted from a women’s magazine in a daring daylight raid, are Mr. Nice Romantic Guy, Mr. Big Shot, Mr. Sexy Older Guy, Mr. Man’s Man and Mr. Fun Social Guy – coincidentally, probably the guys that other guys tend to hate the most (even, surprisingly, Mr. Man’s Man, for which their example is Russell Crowe, who everyone hates).

Refreshingly, the article also points out that these guys are assholes – in fact, going so far as to describe Johnny Depp, James Bond, Sean Connery, Russell Crowe and Vince Vaughan as naive and fickle, promiscuous, really old, simple, and insecure and attention-seeking, respectively.

So this is your warning – don’t attempt to be the kind of guy you think girls are going to want to date, because someone’s telling them not to do it, if that makes sense.

The other message here for guys is that, similarly, you should all really avoid 5′10″ swimwear model Rhodes scholar millionaire brewing heiresses. Seriously. I’ll take on this assignment instead, go through the torture of awesome dating and amazing sex, and will report back to you in 30 years time with the news that they’re all horrible people. So just keep hitting on the ungainly girl who sells you coffee on the way to work. That’s your safest bet - she’s got her heart set on you, as well.

5 Guys Every Gal Should Date Before Settling Down [iVillage via Ask Men]

Even if you’re only a notch over 5 feet, have a sizable beer gut, and are approaching middle age faster than an F-16, you still have a shot at Victoria Silvstedt. That is, if you’ve got a billion dollars.

This chump no only goes down on her in public while she’s on a pier, he gropes humongoid ta-tas in public and lets her lick his toes in public. That’s HER licking HIS toes. Now I’ve seen everything.

So to summarize, eat all you want, don’t work out, don’t grow past 5 foot 2, and you’ll still be able to hit one of the hottest women on the planet. Oh, and have a lot of money. That one’s kinda hard.

Check out the link for pictures of those crazy, mindblowing things I described above.

Yeah, this makes sense [WWTDD]

Not all guys can be suave with the ladies like a James Bond or a John Biggs (they have the same initials!). At least, not without training.

If you’re still a virgin, if you’ve never had a girlfriend, if you’re recovering from a nasty breakup, if you’re terminally shy, if you’re suffering through a long dry spell, or if you’re a HARD CASE, it’s time to change your lifestyle. Here is my challenge to you: Get a Date in 31 Days.

I want you to succeed. In fact, I am going to hold your hand and walk you through every step along the way. Why am I doing this? Because it’s fun, and it helps the guys who need it most.

Although the contest is a week in already, if you need a little assistance to get you over the hump of getting your first (or first in a while) date, take a look at the Stylelife challenge. You’ve got nothing to lose, and you get to possibly win something to do with an airplane. Being pushed out of one?

Stylelife Challenge [Stylelife]