22739.jpg No, wait. I mean, Tony Parker doesn’t have good taste. Let’s think about this. Custom made watch. Right on. Piaget, no less. You damn right. 43mm 18k white gold case, with titanium bezel. All of that is great. Grand, even.

But as the picture in this post shall bear my witness, it comes together in one horrible, bling-sided flight of fantasy nightmare. The diamond “9″ is an especially interesting touch. Look, dude can do as he pleases, but sometimes just because you can doesn’t mean you should.

Oh, and congrats, by the way. Not on the wedding, I mean, who cares, right? But the Spurs are a legit dynasty, and he stepped up in a big, big way.

Via The Watch Quote