Are you filthy stinking rich, but can’t score a date? Forbes has your hookup. Known more for financial advice than dating advice, Forbes jumps right into match making with a few helpful hints.

1. Get rich. Yeah, we all pretty much knew that one already. But, as I stated above, you’re already rich. Proceed to step two.

2. Get a badass whip. And here’s where it gets interesting.

They’re usually expensive and therefore exclusive; sporty, never boring. A babe magnet can be a car or even a truck. It can have a thundering V-12 engine or a motor that merely hums. A babe magnet’s effectiveness depends on different tastes, even different locations.

Maybe so, but I’m calling bullcrap on a couple of these choices. Aston Martin, ok, yeah. I mean, Bond drives an Aston. Bentley, like the Continental you see above — sure. It says you’ve got money and style. But a FREAKING TOYOTA PRIUS? Look, man, if you want granola, buy some Quaker, but for the love of God, c’mon.

Check out the list HERE, then place a call to the local auto dealer of your choice. Then, sit back and let the babes love you for your cash AND your car.

Nothing like true love.