If the posters, the billboards, the TV commercials, common sense or the legacies of dead friends-of-friends are still not enough to stop you from driving home drunk, the State of New Mexico is going to speak to you in a language you can understand – urinal cakes.

Using motion-sensor technology, the Wizmark Interactive Urinal Communicator (we’re not kidding) detects the approaching, uh, client, and delivers a short, calm, sweet message encouraging well-lubricated patrons to consider getting home by means other than their own.

Although the really drunk will probably run away screaming the second they hear a talking urinal cake, perhaps the less-drunk-but-still-too-drunk-to-drive, having so far ignored everyone else’s advice, will heed the warning of their small, drenched friend.

We’ll leave the last word to the Wizmark itself: “Remember, your future is in your hand.”

DWI message finds home in urinal [Free New Mexican via Crunch Gear]