Wrapping it up in a brown paper bag and glugging direct from the bottle has, thus far, been the most convenient way to enjoy a little wine while on-the-go. And we won’t for a second judge anyone who decides that its still the best option.

But we welcome an alternative.

Longtime fans of portable cocktails, we’re pleased to see the this convenient, useful and discreet portable option available for those who prefer a bit of plonk in the park.

Not only insulated, this wine tote also contains a bottle stopper (use unknown), two glasses, some napkins and a corkscrew. And, unlike portable cocktail sets, is actually reasonably priced at $29.

What was that? A wholesome afternoon stroll? Sure thing, just let me grab my bag…

Wine Tote for Two [Amazon via Cheap Fun Wines]

That picture of the Daewoo Lanos probably isn’t fair. It could well be a brilliant car. Don’t know, don’t want to know. My sister-in-law used to drive one (or similar) and she never really complained.

But one thing’s for sure, if there are any of them left in 30 years time, we reckon they won’t be worth a thing. Neither any of their quadrillion doppelgängers. The fact is that, much like we ranted earlier in the week, so few current model cars are at all interesting.

So we’re watching this Jalopnik.com poll closely. Asking which of today’s cars will a collectible in 30 years time, we’re impressed with the variety being tested.

Long-running sports car models feature highly, with kudos obviously being given to the longevity of models like the Viper, Elise, NSX, Jag XK and Audi TT. Retro kitsch gets a nod with the new Mini Cooper and LF Cruisers getting a nomination while the Scion and Smart Car represent the tastes of newer generations. Only one luxury sedan makes it onto the list – the 2005 (and beyond) Chrysler 300.

No Daewoos in sight. At least the future holds something worth looking forward to.

Which Modern Cars Will Be the Most Collectible in 30 Years? [Jalopnik]

There’s nothing more annoying than finding that someone’s parked: a) where they shouldn’t have; and b) in your way when there’s work to be done. So construction workers in Sydney’s exclusive Elizabeth Bay have taken a novel approach towards high-flyers parking in the way of their machinery – a forklift-assisted valet service.

That was until this morning, however, when the $A110,000 Maserati of out-of-town Jason Huljich brought the genius idea crashing to the ground, from a height of two meters.

Huljich’s sister Rachel, placed in charge of the car while he’s on holiday in South America, had parked the 1999 3200 GT in a ‘construction zone’ beside the four-storey building site, forcing frustrated workers to call in the machinery – a tactic they’re fond of, according to locals.

Only this time the Maserati’s girth was more than the fork could handle, and while the driver attempted to turn the lift, the car flipped and fell, landing on its roof and causing what could yet be declared irreparable damage.

The forklift driver was interviewed by police, as around 50 bystanders gathered around the curious-looking wreck, but he was later released. They are yet to determine whether charges should be laid.

It was left to Rachel, a former Miss New Zealand of all things, to make the statement of the day regarding her absent brother’s pride and joy, “I haven’t decided whether I’ll tell him now or when he comes back.”

Somehow, Rachel, we have a feeling he’s going to find out sooner rather than later.

Oh brother, your Maserati’s mashed [Sydney Morning Herald]