We apologise if we seem obsessed with Japanese beer gadgets, but the story of the roaring Godzilla drink dispenser was too good to ignore.

And that’s about all there is to this story. The Japanese have made a minature Godzilla with space for a beverage can which, when tipped forward, roars and pours.

The only Japanese beer we can think of that’s readily available in a can is Sapporo Premium Draft, and we wonder whether Godzilla has a delicate enough touch to handle it’s tall, curvy, stylized 22-ounce form. If not, the trauma of dropping one of those expensive silver tins on the ground could be enough to have you stomping down the streets of Tokyo, kicking down every damn building you see.

Spotted in Shibuya: Godzilla Drink Dispenser [Tokyo Mango via Gizmodo]