Despite their soccer team admirably making the second round at Germany 2006, and their recent dominance of ice hockey, the Swedish are somehow unsatisfied by traditional physical pursuits and have decided to invent their own.

Like pulling a car with one’s penis.

If you thought Swedish film was weird, here is a glimpse into the kind of thing that makes it onto Swedish television.

And there’s more to come. After mastering the penis pulls one car trick, our hero aspires to next attempt two cars.

Forget pure strength, we want endurance. We implore you Sweden, can you give us a long distance event?

(And what’s with the Toyota? No Volvos or Saabs about?)

Han drar bilen med snoppen [Aftonbladet TV via Jalopnik] (surprisingly work-safe)

With the northern winter nigh, so cometh sweater season. And few are doing fitted sweaters this winter as cool as Ted Baker.

Taking traditional styles and adding quirky modern twists here and there, the Glasgow-born label run the full gamut of men’s knitwear from vests and polos to cardigans and v-necks, and everything in between.

The colors and cuts are classic and should last many a winter.

And everyone needs more knitwear. It’s a fact.

Ted Baker » Knitwear [via Ask Men]

This could easily shrugged off as a cheesy novelty gadget, the like of which swamp the ‘net.

The Motorized Cooler, however, is more expensive than some second-hand cars, and more customizable than most new ones.

Handmade, available in six different colors (including two shades of green) and running on a Subaru Robin, optional extras include spoilers, off-road wheels, cargo racks and trailers. Oh, and a cup holder.

This isn’t just a cooler on wheels, it’s a $2000 drink-driving death machine.

Motorized Cooler [Baron Bob via Red Ferret]