If, like us, you think vanity plates are an unnecessary vulgarity, then you’re best not to read on.

Dutch firm Name Your Porsche has taken the whole horrible business one step further with their new service, creating customized nameplates for all models of the iconic 911, as well as the Cayenne, Cayman and Boxster.

And it’s not just limited to names..

You can make up anything you want: ‘made in Germany’, ‘back off’, ‘follow me’ or ‘have a nice day’… Or why not use the back of your Porsche to make a personal message like: ‘no more Ferrari’, ‘my third’, or ‘thanks daddy’.

How about ‘Please don’t hate me because I’m a wanker’, ‘If you can read this, what’s happened to my caravan’, or even ‘For sale – call ********’.

Name Your Porsche [via The Red Ferret Journal]