When you combine playful teenage girls, fast cars, a misbehaving dog, underwear in flight and red-faced, lecherous men, you get the special kind of news that makes impending nuclear Armageddon seem boring and insignificant.

We’ll give you this list of actual headlines as a teaser of what to expect…

Injured pair see red as flying bra triggers rollover accident on I-75

Prosecutor mulls charges in crash tied to flying bra

Dog gnawed on bra that led to crash, teen tells troopers

Injured driver sues over crash tied to flying bra

The rest you’ll have to discover for yourself…

Case of the flying bra [Toledo Blade via Reuters]