If you’re sick of living in a cramped apartment in the middle of the city (or even a slightly spacious house in the middle of the suburbs), have you ever considered an enormous castle in the middle of nowhere?

Forbes is running a feature on the growing real estate market for castles, be they medieval or brand new, and the list of features available is nothing short of, well, baffling:

It is not unusual to find a castle that offers 40 or more bedrooms, but only two bathrooms, and has central heating in only one inhabitable wing of the castle…

That still sounds a lot better than our crummy house, however. Throw in a dungeon, a moat and some turrets and we’re sold!

Castles For Sale [Forbes]