Okay, so you’re not a professional soccer player. Does that mean you have to give up the dream altogether? For those who secretly aspire to become players can urinate while playing a game…at the same time? This is a place you are your own goal keeper and are responsible for aiming in the right direction. I’ll leave it to you to decide how many goals you’e aiming for.
What could be worse in the dead of summer, but being confined to your desk without air-conditioning. In case your office loses power on an atrociously steaming-hot August dog-day afternoon and you’re stuck inside, try the new Desktop Air Conditioner.
She’s cute and she only requires a bottle of frozen water, a few batteries or AC power. Now everyone’s got his or her own super-cooler! Oh, and she’s earth friendly too. ($19.99)
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Yee-Ha! Even if you’re not a cowboy, you can still wear this I-POD Belt. Made from chromed aluminum this mini-player makes it easy to walk down the street without having to fish for your Nano. The belt covers the iPod but conveniently leaves the control panel open so you can click into your next favorite tune without getting the whole device dirty.
The Full Moon belt is available at $70.
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Forget the glass; Attach the Can!
For eight quid- pounds for us Americans- you can finally keep up with the crowd clapping and hollering and gulping at the same time. Finally, a drinking hat.
Attach two cans on both sides-or else you may lose balance-stick the straw in your mouth and you’re off. No messy spills-just simple gulps. Don’t think this hat’s just for alcohol. You can attach non-alcoholic beverages too…I wouldn’t suggest any cans of beans though. Sip away!
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