Does your life suffer from a lack of James Bond gadgetry? Ease your pain with this dastardly suitcase that will deliver one hell of a shock to anyone who tries to steal your laundered money–err, your ‘classified documents’.

The 80,000 volt Attache Case. Otherwise known as the case of the shocking case. Steal it and suffer. Scorched. Sizzled. BBQd. Ouch. Available in brown or black. €899.00 ($1082.00).

80,000 volt attache case [Red Ferret]