Tired of losing your money every time you step up to the poker table? Try getting completely tanked next time. You could wake up in a random alley with a hangover and no wallet, but at least you won’t remember your bad beat.

To be a successful tournament poker player it helps not to care about money.

If you need the money, if you might not drink again this month without a win and can’t afford to take risks, then you’re not going to bet often or hard enough and you’re going to watch yourself die of thirst as the antes go up and up.

A Drunkard’s Guide To Poker [Modern Drunkard Magazine]