Happy Holidays from TSL and all that, but if you’re in New York, please take these helpful hints to heart.
That said, I’m feeling the urge to proffer a few tips to those uninitiates who, as we speak, are conspiring to keep me from getting where the fuck I need to go. Like work, for example. Since our mass transit system — subways, Metro North and the Long Island Railroad — will likely soon become overrun with the confused, the drunk, and the legitimately feebleminded, this list of suggestions will lean heavily toward directing the reader “how to properly take the train and walk on the sidewalk without being a douchebag.” I will, however, pepper this guide with random advice on whatever other New York-centric subject matter I find useful, because, after all, this post is designed to help me keep my blood pressure in check. First step in curing the snoring, hey?
The Big 15 [Clublife]
